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Parody of the old terrible ads I would see on Myspace all the time. I don't know if they still have them.

Mazzio's is good again!

The last couple of pastas I had from them where really good! It seems like the sauce had more flavor and was thicker and creamier. Now I know what my dinner is going to be for now on.

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THANKS FOR MISTAKING MY CORRECT, GOOGLE.

Link of a day

Here's the stabtherobot Youtube channel. It's sorta like the official The The channel I guess. Yeah.

hello

You got a good thing in recent times.

Happy Pony Day!

do you ever wake up feeling like this?

Sorry!

The latest comic from the newest brand new comic series "Charlie The Bird" will be late. Bonzai needs to fix his dimension hopping machine. Or I mean it needs to be finished being drawn. It is just, like, a sketch at this point I guess. So be patient everybody.

happy valium times decay

I like Bob's Burgers now

It grew on me. It can be really stupid but I forgive it. I enjoyed the latest episode and I'm going to look forward to the next one.

Shut up, Stan!

It's not a knock off! It's a brand new comic series that's going to bring people back to this blog! Everyone will love it! It's not even that similar to Charlie Bird really.

Перевод для русских читателей: Это не сбить! Это новые серии комиксов, что происходит, чтобы вернуть людей на этот блог! Каждый будет любить его! Это даже не что, как и Чарли Птица действительно. (Не слушайте его, люди! Вы ценятся среди посетителей этого блога, и мы благодарим Вас за глядя на него! поддержки Nofriez! поддержки Чарли птица! Не поддерживайте Стэн Ronot! Он плохой человек. Вы, ребята, здорово! продолжают возвращаться на более захватывающим обновления!)

what the hell sad kitty

just because you want to be popular like charlie bird doesn't mean you can make a crappy knockoff of his comics.

edit: WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING GOOD: no one likes your horrible knockoffs so knock it off! (I"M AWESOME)

перевод для русских читателей: никакие русские читатели. вы don' потребность t это.

Brand New Comic Series!

A new staff member agreed to make comics for the blog! How exciting!

Перевод для русских читателей: новый сотрудник согласился сделать комиксы для блога! Как интересно! (Добро пожаловать на блог! Желаем вам приятного отдыха!)

Pasta Problems

I don't know what's going on with Mazzio's Alfredo pasta. They added nasty cheese for some reason and it really ruined it for me. It really grew on me and became one of my favorite things to eat and now they changed it. Why do they hate me. It makes me think they switched to a blander sauce and added cheap cheese to "make up for it" or something because even the sauce seems different and there was bits of stuff in it what's going on i hate this. I wanted to try to boycott Mazzio's so they'd go back to normal (because I'm the only one who buys their pastas) but I couldn't do it that long. Next time I might see if them just not adding cheese makes it not so awful. If it's still awful at least I found out Domino's makes some really good pasta. I got a custom made pasta with Alfredo sauce with spinach, tomatoes, and mushrooms. It was pretty good but it seemed like it didn't have enough sauce and I could go with out the tomatoes and need more spinach in my diet so I went with extra Alfredo sauce, extra spinach, and mushrooms and it was the beeessssssssst. Like wow. A lot better than the way Mazzio's makes pastas lately. I hate that I discovered something I liked and then right after that they changed it. It's like they want to make me suffer or something. But yeah Mazzio's old alfredo pasta was the best. Especially when it wasn't cold and had lots of think creamy sauce and seasoning. Before I tried Domino's I tried Pizza Hut and they put way too much pepper and I thought about trying it again but asking for little or no pepper but then I tried to imagine what it would taste like without the pepper and it just seemed like it'd be really bland. Sometimes I crave food I don't really like though. Does that happen to anyone else? Like I think "this would be really good or whatever" and then it's not really good or whatever and I'm like "why did I get something again that I didn't like the first time". Like with Mazzio's cheesy pasta (which I tried before the new Awfulredo monstrosity nightmare pasta) it was like plain noodles with crappy melted cheese on it. Not cheese sauce, just melted cheese that like stuck together and was gross and yet for some reason I kinda want it again...even though I'd regret it. It was even more expensive than the regular pasta which makes no sense because it tastes so cheap! Like I could get put some cheese on some noodles and put it in the microwave and get the same thing or better. Anyway I wish I could get some Domino's pasta right now. Or Mazzio's pasta before it turned to crap. But whatevr.

I hate fake spam bot jerks

In the future you'll get a phone call and it will say it's your friend on the caller ID and then it's just a IQ test on an awful spam site being advertised! Someone will come to your door and say hey come to this party with me and they'll look like one of your friends and when you get to the party it's people you know but then they all just start advertising awful things to you! They're not even your friends they're just wearing them as costumes!

...I'd probably stay at the party and try to make conversation while being sold Viagra or something.